It's an Asian thing

ham-and-pineapple:

  pizza:

mozzarella-cheese:

Fun fact:

Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.

Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx

ahh shit well this is awkward

slythermint:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said, “son when—”

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

dylanquents:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them

The eye glance at the end…

reallyreallyreallytrying:

you got married for a green card? Buddy, theres on average 2 in each & every Magic the gathering booster pack